#it’s like the last day of shore leave #and kirk and spock are just relaxing and all of a sudden kirk is like ”shit! we forgot to get something for the kids!” #and spock is all ”captain you don’t have to get presents for the crew every time - ” #and kirk just interrupts with ”CHEKOV’S FACE.” #and spock considers this and then wordlessly gets up and heads in the direction of the souvenir stand
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
The Trek fandom is basically the original series crew running around the ship drunk like in “The Naked Time.”
I think you’re right.
burn everything u love then burn the
LITERALLY THIS JUST HAPPENED I'M SCREAMING
- ME: *SINGING LOUDLY* YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
- UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
- This happened to us once:
- My roommate: WHAT ARE THEY SELLIN'?!
- Me: CHOCOLATE!
- My roommate: WHAT?!
- Me: CHOCOLATE!!!
- My roommate: WHAT?!!!
- Person in the next room: CHOCOLAAATTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inca Tern, a species of bird that lives in the Pacific coastline from northern Peru to central Chile are famous for their manly “mustache”.
THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
I CANT BREAHTE
Dobby is a free elf
DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
and we almost forgot his butt
Oookayy I think thus fucked me up mentally.
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