people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
people that can’t are weak and will not survive the summer
Anonymous asked: are there any downsides to having lesbian parents? like were you ever bullied for it when you were little?
well this annoying thing happens like every day:
I JUST SHOWED MY MOMS THIS AND NOW THEY THINK THEY’RE INTERNET CELEBRITIES
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
"you cant just eat plain whipped cream" try and stop me
if you think im not going to meow at that cat in front of all these people then you are wrong my friend
My SAT reading and writing scores
My math score
Hobbit AU in which they’re all just a bunch of dorks playing d&d in Thorin’s basement
‽ - I’m too shy to talk to you
✩ - You inspire me
☼ - You make me smile
☏ - I wish we’d talk more
✌- I want to get to know you
☺ - I want to be your friend
＃- I want to thank you
✓ - I like you
♣ - I want to cuddle you
❀ - I think I’m falling for you
＊ - I want to kiss you
♥ - I’m in love with you
愛 - I love you
∞ - I want to date you
© - Will you be mine?
Motherfucking girl power.
my mom put my brother’s real birthday present inside this box and he thought this was it for a good two minutes
#i used to think reactions like this were ridiculous #now they’re normal
I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE LEO
neither did the oscars
Reblogging because of this ^^
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